Men Like Sex And No One Calls Them Whores

batman623:

-American Horror Story Asylum

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Fuente: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, vía chronic-genderbender)

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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(Fuente: greatfatsby, vía youtwosuckatpeddlingmeth)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(vía youtwosuckatpeddlingmeth)